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Woah!!.. 2 posts in a week!!!.. either i've got nothing better to do or i've just been driven plain insane by the vivas we've been having!!(me.."driven" insane!! :O)


Citizens.. i welcome u to this post in the name of the owner.. the divine zulu!
I dedicate it to his glory.. and to the glory of the blog..
of which the below are all part!!
So let me honor those who are seen here today..


They come here as:




Mundoo

To type out even a line without using an expletive for this A-hole is difficult.. but i'll try nevertheless!! :D


A weird guy i met at a weird place in the most weird atmosphere possible(we met at an IIT-JEE coaching class)
Who first seemed to be an absolute geek..not that he doesn't now(check da pic for details!) in 2 years became the biggest dumbass i've known. Together the keedegiri we've done is matched i guess only by Jai-Veeru from Sholay(exaggeration??). From arriving late in class..mimicking the prof during the lecture..trying to hack into the classes pc..to flunking in the same exams!!..we've done it all.
Without this fellow the most important years of my career would've been a success.. and considering all the chu-giri he did(allright..allright we did) he was n will remain the biggest harami i've known!!(after me though)
HATE U MAAN! 
Btw his real name is Mitesh. 






honestly.. after typing so much about 1 person.. i'm out of ideas as to how much more i can insult the rest of me pals.. 
so i'm gonna start grouping them!!!(group insults make it a bit less personal na?)




YUKTI GROUP 

Frankly the most awful place on the planet to come across a bunch of nitwits who ver/are as similar to each other as chalk and cheese(note the sarcasm..please)
JEE coaching class gang among whom only 2 guys didnt bother studyin.. and the others didnt bother about anything other than studies!
For all the differences that we had, it still formed an awesome group where irritating each other and verbal rape wasnt uncommon.(ask highly n kalbalkar for details!).. n i havent mentioned virar-fast have i?? :P
T-pot, highly, mundoo n me formed an excellent quartet, 
converted to a triumvirate..then to a couple n now all 4 are 
at different places!!

Sum way to finish the grp eh!!                                                                                                                                                                                   
 L-R: Nam,Harshada,Priyanka,Maitreyi,Anant,T-pot,Mundoo,Highly

RGIT INSTRU PEOPLE 

Typing info about 84 ppl is too strenuous on my fingers.
So all I'll mention is that they all hate me..unconditionally!!
actually its my pathetic PJ's that make me hated.. and 
(in)famous :D
I'll mention my group tho..
Kona, kini, anna, bhev, yash(papa1), tanay, ashley, misal, pigeon, pazhav, taktak(papa2), more, chin, kundru, ezaz-culate, sushant, manooz, syumeet
and 66 more!!! :D :D :D






COLONY PUBLIC 


Again... too many people to describe.. and unfortunately i dont have a group pic!!
pretty stupid of me considerin that i've lived in the same place with the same people for a gud part of 18 years!
I'll compensate by typin a bit of garbage then.. 
Around 15-20 guys n gals forming one of the most close knit groups i know of.. no fights, no arguments.. plain smooth sailing!!(yea yea.. i cant lie.. i know! :P)
to mention a few names:
jaknap, seekram, hasina, mihir, lamboo, jibu, batlu, anarkali, shemu, mr.shamrock etc etc etc!!


An honorable mention goes to :


Prineeta : Talkative, crazy, insane, senile.. yea pretty similar to me.. but then i don't pop into the wrong train and end up at the wrong place do i?? :P 

 

 Riya : Sweet, smart and ever smiling(not according to her tho). I talk to/meet her only on a yearly basis now.. during Ganpati that is.. but i remain ever optimistic about that changing(however unrealistic it might seem) :D
Oh n yea, she drives much much better than other women drivers whose driving i have been (un)fortunate enough to witness. Btw her new hairstyle is cool :)
 

     

                         

Sudisha : One of my earliest friends.. sr.kg if i'm not mistaken.. n yea she hates me too!!.. btw shez an upcoming model and by far my best looking friend! :D

(oh almost forgot.. she is very very short tempered!!)

 

Btw i know guys too.. just incase u ver wondering!!!..but i'm too lazy n tired to add any more names!! :D

Without the people mentioned above..i wouldn't have had the fun that i have in the short span of 20 years that i've been on this planet!!..

U rock guys!!...n gals ofcourse! :D ;)  

P.S. I've not mentioned one gal who tops all of the above by the proverbial country mile.. coz she has a separate post dedicated to her!! 

I guess shez gonna knock me head off for not includin her here!! :D :P

so i'll add her name...

THE 'S' Gal 

Bwuhahahahahahahahaha!!!! 

Will the real Zulu please stand up!!

Yes..thats the exact cry of most people who know me or interact with me in any way on any of the 365 days of any year!!(oops forgot the 366 of leaps!) Coz considering the varied behavior i exhibit with different groups of people at different times..they tend to get confused as to whether i'm a case of split personality or a chameleon.

Actually it gets me thinking too as to who the real me is..as 2 names.. Swapneel and Zulu.. tend to bring out 4 different characters from within me..which is weird n creepy!!(hey wait a min.. but isnt that supposed to be me??!) Whatever has been typed so far is just about as much as Zulu can without completely losing his mind(yea he duz have one) so the text that follows will be completely senseless and it may have an adverse effect on the reader's brain.


Why Zulu?? 

Most people believe that the name zulu has got something to do with a certain cricketer named Lance Klusener(he played for South Africa..this is for those ppl who ver in a cricketing coma for the last 10 yrs). So here i reveal the actual reason for the name...
hold your breath...
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I was born in a South African jungle and was brought up by Chimps n then by gorillas.(which also answers my liking for bananas!) A couple of forest rangers took me out of the jungle into the cement world but the problem was me not having a name. THE STUPID APES DIDN'T GIVE ME ONE!!! So they began calling me Zukaro(which incidentally was also the name of the gorilla tribe which brought me up). For the surname, the idotic rangers kept it after the wildlife reserve i was born in.. i.e: Luwansa.
Thus guys.. i get the distinction of having the most unique.. but not so smart nickname..ZULU!!
(btw hope u've got ure breath back!)
The above cock-n-bull story also explains why i am so weird,irritating and keep 'monkeying' around(incase anybody was wondering!)

Hope this clears all your doubts about me and my (mis)demeanors!

So long.. suckaaaz!!