Monday, March 1, 2010

A little briefing

Statutory Warning: Reading the posts on this blog can lead to severe mental disintegration and can develop suicidal/murderous tendencies in people. Those who have a mind and use it frequently are warned!

Ah!.. the first post is going to be a short one!(i hope!)

Writing/blogging isn't something that comes naturally to me, as in I need to push my brain(however minuscule it may be) to the limit before i pen down(or type out in this case) something that makes the remotest sense!(and I fail miserably most of the times) Anybody who has read this far would know!

Over the next few posts I'll type out certain incidents/anecdotes. Any resemblance to a living/dead being is absolutely intended with no regard whatsoever for his/her character or well being.

In case you come across a lame joke or excessive sarcasm in any post, don't make the mistake of regarding it as a one off, instead try to make some sense out of it. It might just add to your grey matter.

Oh yeah.. my self appreciation at times tends to border onto narcissism, so please bear with that. 

The various characters who I am likely to mention here are:(in order of popularity)

Me

Zulu

Swapneel

well, 3 characters can make for a very good story guys!.. a recent movie with 3 buffoons trying to reform their careers and their college is a perfect example of that!

Oh! and if you're wondering who/what Zulu is, he is not an African tribal nomad, its just my alter-ego.

Enough for now and I assume that reading this far hasn't left you in a state to think for yourself. And if your grey matter is still functional just ask yourself if you really had nothing better to do than reading all this garbage!